i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit
"If you want the best things in life you have to earn them for yourself."-Jayne Mansfield
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes