Mayhem Doll

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

thebrideofrankenstein:

 

"If you want the best things in life you have to earn them for yourself."-Jayne Mansfield

thebrideofrankenstein:

 

"If you want the best things in life you have to earn them for yourself."-Jayne Mansfield

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

How to be a good nurse/medical assistant! Don’t let the doc kill the patient!

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

brazenbvll:

The Last of Winter : (Mattias Holter) 

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

feather-haired:

White Stag by liga-marta